A Touch of the Vapors™
Victorian Bath Salt Gift Set | A Touch of the Vapors™ Curated Quartet | Luxury Apothecary Bath Ritual | Gothic Self Care Gift
$44.00
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DetailsA Touch of the Vapors™
Curated Quartets
For constitutions requiring more comprehensive treatment.
One episode of the Vapors may be dismissed as unfortunate.
Repeated attacks, however, require a carefully prescribed course of restorative bathing.
Each Curated Quartet contains four hand-selected Victorian Bath Preparations arranged around a particular temperament, social predicament, or entirely respectable scandal.
Whether one finds themselves in need of delicate recovery, questionable decision-making, or simply a more dramatic bathing routine, there is a prescription most suitable.
Each collection includes four 15 gram Bath Preparations, providing approximately eight luxurious baths...assuming one maintains at least a passing acquaintance with moderation.
Choose Your Prescription:
The Unchaperoned Collection
For afternoons that begin innocently enough and somehow end in whispered gossip.
A flirtatious collection of elegant florals, sparkling citrus, delicate tea, and one preparation that absolutely should not be discussed in polite company.
Includes:
The Parlour Swoon™
Revived by Roses™
Gasping at Tea™
The Lace Loosener™
The Convalescence Collection
Recommended by absolutely no licensed physician.
Fresh, restorative, quietly floral, and wonderfully comforting, this quartet is devoted to recovery after exhausting social engagements, inconvenient emotions, or excessive dramatic behavior.
Includes:
A Very Dramatic Rest™
The Restorative Flinch™
Revived by Roses™
Lily-Livered and Lovely™
The Fainting Room Collection
Reserved for only the most spectacular collapses.
Lush florals, intoxicating roses, buttery orris, deep resins, and unapologetic extravagance combine into a collection worthy of velvet chaise lounges and concerned onlookers.
Includes:
The Parlour Swoon™
The Lace Loosener™
Delirium in Damask™
A Very Dramatic Rest™
The Improper Ladies Collection
Respectability has always been somewhat overrated.
Bold florals, scandalous elegance, impossible beauty, and just enough mischief to ensure your invitation to next week's garden party remains delightfully uncertain.
Includes:
Revived by Roses™
Delirium in Damask™
The Lace Loosener™
The Parlour Swoon™
The Bespoke Prescription (Build Your Own Quartet)
Perhaps your particular affliction refuses to fit neatly into a physician's diagnosis.
Select any four Bath Preparations from the collection and assemble a prescription entirely your own.
Whether you seek florals, herbs, dramatic collapses, indecent bathing, or simply wish to experience the Vapors in your own peculiar fashion, the choice is yours.
How to Use
Each tube contains approximately two luxurious baths.
Use half a tube for a respectable soak...
...or the entire tube if your condition has become particularly severe.
Every Curated Quartet is hand blended, hand filled, and carefully assembled in our Pennsylvania studio using mineral-rich salts, botanical powders, cosmetic clays, and bespoke Synesthesia Scent Co. fragrances inspired by the wonderfully theatrical ailments of Victorian society.
Please see the enclosed ingredient tag for the complete ingredient list of your selected preparation.
External use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. -
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Returns & exchanges not accepted
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Frequently Asked Questions
FAQ: The Kindness Vault
Q: What is The Kindness Vault?
A: It’s a rotating offering of mystery perfume samples pulled from Synesthesia’s hidden shelves — excess vials, discontinued blends, overpours, and underloved experiments. You won’t know what you’re getting. That’s part of the charm.
Q: Why does this exist?
A: To keep a little magic accessible. As prices shift, The Kindness Vault remains a low-cost way to discover the world of Synesthesia — without compromising on quality, lore, or mischief.
Q: Can I choose the scent I get?
A: No. That’s why it’s the Vault. What you receive is selected by fate (and occasionally by a mischievous archivist). No swaps, no previews — just trust.FAQ: The Kindness Vault Continued
Q: Will I get something bad or unwanted?
A: Never intentionally. Everything sent through the Vault is a real Synesthesia perfume — not a reject, just a secret. You might get a rare vaulted scent, an unreleased prototype, or something that didn’t get the spotlight it deserved.
Q: Can I request a certain scent family (e.g., floral, smoky, clean)?
A: Not for the Vault. If you’d like guidance on what to try, feel free to explore our Discovery Sets or contact us directly.
Q: Is this the same as your other mystery listings?
A: Nope. The Kindness Vault is its own quiet rebellion. Smaller, more theatrical, and intentionally lower-priced. A different doorway entirely.The Kindness Vault Schedule
Q: How often is The Kindness Vault open?
A: Rarely — and only in small batches. We release 15–30 vials (sometimes travel-size bottles) at a time. When the Vault is empty, it closes until the next cycle. Current restock schedule is subject to change depending on the whims of the archive, and the state of our inventory. The Vault opens when the Archivists permit it. Sometimes monthly. Sometimes seasonally. Or sometimes under a Giving Moon. Never for long.
The Vault opens under a Giving Moon. We cannot say when that will be. You’ll feel it. Or smell it.
The Giving Moon is not tracked. It is felt. It rises when the shelves swell and the Archivist exhales. It is not kind in the way you think. But it always gives.Synesthesia Scent Co.-Sample Policy
A Note on Samples: The Companions You Didn't Know You Needed
Each order placed through Synesthesia Scent Co. is treated like a spell cast with care. And sometimes, spells bring companions.
You may receive a small 2ml vial tucked into your parcel. We call these Companion Scents-a mystery from the archive, a whisper of something else. Chosen by hand, not algorithm.
We don't always include them. But when the archive stirs, or the moon feels generous, one may arrive.
On Sacred Limits:
We reserve the right to send what we're able-sometimes that means substitutions, sometimes a scent calls to be included without being named. Each order may not receive a sample vial, but a gift will be included. Generosity is a ritual here, not a promotion.Bonus Samples for Larger Orders
We believe in rewarding deep dives. If your order crosses certain thresholds, a ritual bonus unlocks:
-Orders over $50 may request 1 Companion Sample of their choosing.
-Orders over $85 may request 2 Companion Samples of their choosing.
You'll find a field at checkout where you can whisper your selections. We'll do our best to fulfill them if The Archive permits.
This is not a sample program. It's an act of tenderness. And we hope it brings you wonder.
Synesthesia Scent Co.
A Scented Archive for the Longing, the Remembering, and the Becoming.What is The Archive?
The Archive is a resting place for scents that are out of season, between spotlights, or quietly retiring. Some may return, some may not — but all are still available in limited quantities for those who seek them out. It’s where forgotten favorites linger and whispered requests are honored (when possible).
Why are some scents in The Archive?
To honor the rhythm of the year, certain seasonal scents take a rest when their time has passed. They're not gone — just tucked away to make space for new magic. You’ll still find them in The Archive, available in limited quantities while supplies last. If a scent speaks to you deeply, it’s yours to claim — even out of season.
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