A Touch of the Vapors!™ Victorian Bath Salts in Amber Apothecary Jar, Luxury Botanical Bath Soak, Reusable Glass Bottle, Gothic Self Care

A Touch of the Vapors!™
The Most Fashionable Affliction of Respectable Society

Victorian Bath Preparations — Amber Reagent Jars

For those whose delicate constitutions require something rather more substantial.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person in possession of an overworked nervous system must be in want of a bath.

Fortunately, the apothecary at Synesthesia Scent Co. has anticipated this predicament.

Introducing A Touch of the Vapors!, a collection of eight exquisitely theatrical bath preparations inspired by the fashionable afflictions, questionable remedies, and magnificent overreactions of Victorian society.

Each preparation is hand-blended in small batches using mineral salts, cosmetic clays, botanical ingredients, and carefully composed fragrances.

Presented in a reusable amber glass reagent jar, complete with an ornate Victorian label and illustrated prescription-style hang tag, these preparations are intended for those who believe that even the most ordinary bath deserves a certain degree of ceremony.

No physician was consulted.
Apothecary Refill Pouches Sold Separately.

CHOOSE YOUR AFFLICTION

THE PARLOUR SWOON

For sudden weakness in excessively well-appointed rooms.

Violet leaf, rose geranium, and sparkling bergamot mingle with ripe peach, buttery orris, and warm benzoin Siam.

An elegant floral preparation for those who find ordinary conversation quite exhausting and reclining dramatically an entirely reasonable alternative.

A VERY DRAMATIC REST

For those in need of a longer intermission.

Rose absolute and lavender absolute unfold alongside frankincense sacra and bergamot, settling into rich labdanum and velvety oakmoss.

For the thoroughly overextended, the emotionally inconvenienced, and anyone whose afternoon requires an exceptionally theatrical conclusion.

DELIRIUM IN DAMASK

For beautifully poor judgment.

An intoxicating arrangement of rose otto, tuberose absolute, and cardamom, deepened by Bourbon vetiver, tonka bean, vanilla, and opopanax.

Presented in dramatically dark mineral salts with scattered rose petals.

For those who believe that moderation is a virtue best practiced by other people.

GASPING AT TEA

For overheated opinions and unexpected revelations.

Black tea, bergamot, and lemon meet aromatic rosemary, lavender, and clove in a brisk, fragrant preparation worthy of the most scandalous afternoon gathering.

Should the conversation become unbearable, we recommend retiring to the bath before anyone brings up the inheritance.

REVIVED BY ROSES

For romantic resurrections and other improbable recoveries.

Rose otto and Bourbon geranium bloom over sandalwood and Virginia cedarwood, brightened by lemon and petitgrain.

A fresh, beautifully composed floral preparation for those who have suffered terribly and would prefer to recover somewhere surrounded by roses.

LILY-LIVERED AND LOVELY

*For delicate nerves and excellent taste.*

Lush ylang-ylang and jasmine sambac intertwine with rose geranium, black pepper, coriander, and pink pepper.

A richly floral, gently spiced preparation for the sensitive sort whose constitution may be questionable, but whose taste is impeccable.

THE LACE LOOSENER

Bath, but make it indecent.

Creamy gardenia meets the deep warmth of Ambrarome, luminous Hedione, benzoin Siam, and the intimate, animalic whisper of civettone.

Finished with pearl powder, pearlescent mica, and rose petals.

For excessive propriety, tightly maintained composure, and other impediments to a perfectly enjoyable evening.

THE RESTORATIVE FLINCH

For startled spirits and days that were a bit much.

Cooling peppermint, bright lemon, rosemary, tea tree, and Virginia cedarwood create a brisk aromatic preparation, accompanied by menthol crystals, matcha green tea, and blue cornflower petals.

For unexpected correspondence, unwelcome visitors, and mornings that begin without one's express permission.

YOUR APOTHECARY JAR

Each preparation arrives in a reusable amber glass reagent jar, inspired by the handsome pharmaceutical vessels of another era.

**Each jar contains:**

- 40 g / 1.4 oz net weight of your selected bath preparation
- One reusable 60 mL amber glass reagent jar
- An ornate illustrated label
- A Victorian prescription-style hang tag

Approximately 5 baths per jar, depending on the quantity used.

The amber jar is designed to be kept, displayed, and replenished with our separately available 100 g Apothecary Refills.

Because a respectable apothecary never discards a perfectly good vessel.

DIRECTIONS FOR THE AFFLICTED

Add approximately 7–8 g of preparation to warm running bath water. Allow the salts to disperse, then recline in a suitably dramatic fashion.

For particularly severe episodes of the Vapors, a more generous quantity may be employed at one's discretion.

Botanical ingredients may remain in the bathwater. Remove any remaining petals or sediment before draining.

INGREDIENTS & CARE

Each of our eight preparations has its own individual formula featuring a selection of mineral salts, botanical ingredients, cosmetic clays, and fragrance materials.

Please refer to the individual preparation's ingredient information for its complete ingredient declaration.

For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes and broken or irritated skin. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children. Exercise caution when entering or exiting the bath, as oils and powders may make surfaces slippery.

Store tightly closed in a cool, dry place. Keep water out of the jar.

HAND-BLENDED ✣ SMALL BATCH ✣ LARGE FEELINGS

Lovingly prepared by Synesthesia Scent Co. in Pennsylvania.

The most fashionable affliction of respectable society.

*No physician was consulted.*